I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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