you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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