Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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