Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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