So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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