Whoa Z and x make the same sound
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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