So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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