Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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