this just has baby written all over it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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