they need to just BURY HIM!
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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