Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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