I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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