I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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