Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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