There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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