Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Pinterest knows Iām getting divorced
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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