Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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