i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
