Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i've created a new STD.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
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