is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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