i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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