I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
What a dumb baby whore.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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