How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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