sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
40s are totally the cure
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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