Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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