Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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