it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
that is very illegal...i love you.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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