I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
