What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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