Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
it glows. i had to have it.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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