The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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