I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
