You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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