So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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