im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
3pm strippers are depressing
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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