Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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