Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He better not be in your backpack
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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