i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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