this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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