K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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