i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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