Nicole vs. Life
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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