So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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