shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize
