In the future we'll all be gay
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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