I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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