I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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