i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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