I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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