Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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